Technoblade Technoblade

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I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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13:08I Must Win MrBeast's $10,000 Refrigerator
1:39:49First Meeting [Dream SMP]
First Meeting [Dream SMP]Ogledi 6 mio.Pred mesecem
12:29The Main Character of Dream SMP
The Main Character of Dream SMPOgledi 7 mio.Pred mesecem
10:40I Ruined Skeppy’s Video
I Ruined Skeppy’s VideoOgledi 8 mio.Pred 3 meseci
2:12:04It ends today. [Dream SMP]
It ends today. [Dream SMP]Ogledi 12 mio.Pred 3 meseci
3:52:12becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]Ogledi 11 mio.Pred 3 meseci
12:10Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy
Dream SMP But I Troll SkeppyOgledi 8 mio.Pred 4 meseci
12:07The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]
The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]Ogledi 7 mio.Pred 4 meseci
21:09Dream SMP: The Red Festival
Dream SMP: The Red FestivalOgledi 7 mio.Pred 5 meseci
10:05Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS
20:10Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)Ogledi 15 mio.Pred 9 meseci
11:09That Time College Discovered My YouTube Channel
14:12Skyblock: Potato War 2
Skyblock: Potato War 2Ogledi 12 mio.Pred letom
18:04My First Minecraft Championship
My First Minecraft ChampionshipOgledi 2,4 mio.Pred letom
12:21Bullying Tommy \u0026 Ph1lza With My Goons
23:37SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit
SMP Earth: Battle of the PitOgledi 6 mio.Pred letom
18:06That Time I Conquered SMP Earth
That Time I Conquered SMP EarthOgledi 7 mio.Pred letom
10:10SMP Earth: The Empire Begins
SMP Earth: The Empire BeginsOgledi 5 mio.Pred letom
18:25Skyblock: The Great Potato War
Skyblock: The Great Potato WarOgledi 19 mio.Pred letom
10:54minecraft monday: the finale
minecraft monday: the finaleOgledi 4,3 mio.Pred letom
2:15:08minecraft monday but i get banned
minecraft monday but i get bannedOgledi 2,7 mio.Pred letom
12:06the deadliest sword in skyblock
the deadliest sword in skyblockOgledi 12 mio.Pred letom
11:20they added guns to bedwars
they added guns to bedwarsOgledi 4,8 mio.Pred letom
2:40:33suffering in minecraft monday w/ Wilbur Soot


  • Yo this song will always be a bop like seriously😩

  • In a Month or more something is coming and you might not have sleep.

  • Nah his gaming chair is just to good, His cracked

  • well this got on my recommendation

  • 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • 0:27 receiving your report card be like

  • idk but i feel bad for jack

  • Technoblade not gonna lie this is my first video of your channel but I know your a humble mans

  • rankthy month bonus rewards 0:38

  • I watch 18 minutes and 24 secs about techno’s ultimate potato farm but it was worth it 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

  • What if technoblade was technahblade?

  • 40:01 "I would recommend myself"

  • 1.06M more subscribers until your dream -_-

  • you...did accomplished you so happy....congrats

  • It as lifetimes he did it that's the man who killed his dogs

  • 37:07 *genuine techno laugh*

  • Techno is a good brother since the whole time she had the mic.

  • Can we have this as an international anthem-

  • I live in the midwest in winter it gets -17 and in summer it get 108

  • it's too adorable for my ears


  • Techno is the type of person where one moment he will be joking around with his dad, the next blowing up a country.

  • Rick astly the guy who made the vid was ahead of his time

  • Waa Waa

  • 2 vids in a month...

  • Playing mcm on the same map years later... this was his training

  • 25:59 Techno: Oh god thats an abomination! Also Techno: *Makes a bed defense out of beds*

  • he doesnt have a auto clicker just a good gaming chair

  • POV: you skipped the intro, wondered why your techno potato’s didn’t grown and thought you got scammed so you sued techno.

  • "what the hell is wrong with you" -Dream

  • After 5 years, why is this now on everyone’s recommend page?

  • Little did Technblade know that he was hiding in Pakistan and not in Pakistan

  • A teacher got mad at me for wearing my winter jacket in class. I mean I get the whole we can’t let you die of overheating but if I was dying I think I’d know enough to take it off and then when it’s like -30 degrees out (very cold) and I’m wearing literally a small sweater and some boots they force me to go outside

  • In reality at least one techno would have killed him this was rigged

  • Whens the last time techno steamed

  • 23:16 techno-logic

  • techno blade: dog 421k people: yes

  • For a rich dude beast mic suck

  • Lucky block skywars now: you have a full hotbar of extremely OP weapons and don’t know what one to use.

  • we get it, this is on y’all’s recommendation 5 years later.

  • This pov of the video is much better

  • Ranboo = OP

  • Face reveal at 10 000 000 subs